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Shipyard Brewing Company’s Pumpkinhead Ale

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Name: Pumpkinhead Ale
Brand: The Shipyard Brewing Company
Purchased At: Henry’s Marketplace
Price: $6.99
Availability: Seasonal

This beer/ale is simply gross but not sooo gross that I feel the need to pour it down the drain. Towards the end of my second bottle, it began to taste a little bit like burnt plastic. I don’t at all claim to be a beer expert. I drink Coronas and Samuel Adams, not very high brow, but I’m pretty sure BURNT PLASTIC does not taste like pumpkin. It’s WEAK and I just taste beer-it’s 4.5% alcohol by volume. There isn’t much pumpkin flavor; actually, there isn’t much flavor at all. I can’t even smell anything even resembling pumpkin.

The lack of pumpkin flavor could be because the label reads, “malt beverage with pumpkin spice added.” If you’re going to have a pumpkin on the bottle and call it Pumpkinhead there should be SOME pumpkin or else just stick a picture of cinnamon or allspice or nutmeg on the bottle. Even the label is disappointing.

Even the label is disappointing. It looks like someone just learned how to use Photoshop and couldn’t wait to put a pumpkinhead on top of a strangely colored headless horseman. One more thing, why is the pumpkinhead horseman holding a can of his own ale when it doesn’t come in cans? I’m confused.

In summation, Yuck!

Part 1: The Great Pumpkin Ale Drink-Off of 2005

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Here’s the deal I’m going to review four Pumpkin Ales in four days. On the fifth day I’ll give the ratings for each ale and name a winner.

Ohhh, the excitement of it all!!!

Yes, I know that it’s 2006 but I purchased them in 2005

Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffin

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Name: Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffin
Purchased At: Starbucks
Price: $3.00 approx.
Availability: Seasonal

I have a confession . . . . . Currently, when the “Availability” says “Seasonal” I’ve written the posts either months ago during Pumpkin-Eaten Season (the start of October through the end of December) or I’m writing them after-the-fact from hurriedly written phrases found on pieces of scrap paper with words like “strong pump taste,” “artificial,” “yuck,” or “spicy.” Now that the blog is up and running and when Pumpkin-Eaten Season starts again, I’ll be timelier about getting these posts up. This post, however, is written mostly from memory.

Starbucks’ Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffin was the first pumpkin product I saw in 2005. During the last week of September, I walked to the Starbucks by my work because I had once again woken up MUCH TOO LATE to make myself some breakfast. The temperature was climbing from moderately warm to hot. I was thrilled to see something pumpkin in their pastry case, not only because I love pumpkin, but also because it was a reminder that the Fall season would soon arrive and the heat would soon dissipate, at least by a little. Kudos to Starbucks! My San Francisco hippie friends will surely kick my ass for that last comment but too bad. Yes, I think their coffee sucks but their pastries are always pretty damn good.

Anyway, the Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffin was new this year. Last year they only had the Pumpkin Scone, which occasionally made sporadic appearances this season too (review to come later). I loved this muffin: it was yummy, it was spicy, it was always moist, and the pumpkin seeds on top were a nice crunchy addition. I hope they bring this back next season.

If it does return, I have some ideas on how to make it even better. First, I was looking on the internet for the official name of the muffin and I came across a website that lists the nutritional value. OH MY GOD, the thing has 470 calories and 220 of these are from fat. Maybe it’s a really good thing that it’s only seasonal. Second, the cream cheese-like blob on top tastes artificial/chemically. The muffin is amazing enough on its own, even without creamy blobs of stuff, and it may save on the calorie/fat content if they got rid of it. It’s just a thought.

All in all, it’s amazing but a little too sinful for my liking.

Rating: 8 out of 10

Pure Simplicity Pumpkin Purifying Face Mask

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Name: Pure Simplicity Pumpkin Purifying Face Mask
Purchased At: Bath & Body Works
Price: $18.00
Availability: Year Round

I first heard of this product on the Oprah Winfrey Show during her 2003 Favorite Things episode. I rarely watch the show because . . . . I have a job but in the Winter of 2003, I did not. For those who don’t know, or maybe just to state the obvious, Oprah’s Favorite Things is a show that she’s had since 1999 to highlight products that she (does she really?) uses and gives them out to her audience as gifts. The show is supposed to give upper-middle class women Christmas shopping ideas. Typically, it’s some kind of food, beauty, clothing, or electronic item.

When describing the product she mentioned that people are always compliment her on the perfume she’s wearing but she doesn’t wear perfume; it’s a combination of the beauty products she uses. Pure Simplicity Pumpkin Purifying Face Mask is one of those products. After that show, Bath & Body Works couldn’t seem to keep it in stock and I didn’t find it until the following Christmas.

I’ve used this mask for over 3 years now. This stuff is truly pumpkiny. I wish Bath & Body Works would make all of their pumpkin products smell exactly like this mask does. It’s defiantly reminiscent of good ole pumpkin pie, only without the cinnamon. I’ve never been tempted to taste it, mostly out of fear that I’ll develop a tummy ache, but if someone else did, I wouldn’t think they were crazy.

Besides the amazing pumpkin smell, it does the job I expect of it; it makes my face feel clean and not overly oily or dry. My face can be moderately sensitive and this mask has never made my face burn, tingle, or turn red. It also doesn’t turn your face a funny color while you’re wearing it. You could actually answer the door while wearing this mask and not have your neighbor die while laughing at you. It also washes off easily and completely.

The specialness of pumpkin as an ingredient is because it’s high in Vitamin A (for skin healing), Vitamin C (an antioxidant), and Zinc (helps to repair the skin’s top layer and control acne). Good stuff! There are, however, plenty of recipes for homemade pumpkin face masks to be found on the internet. At $18.00 per jar, the Pure Simplicity Pumpkin Mask is not too pricey but it’s not exactly cheap. Once I finish my current jar, I’ll try out some of the homemade masks and let you know how it goes.

The draw backs are that it always goes on extremely cold which can be a little shocking when applied in cold weather and it also takes longer than other mask to dry, about 25 minutes. Perhaps the most disappointing part of the pumpkin mask is that while Oprah claims it keeps her smelling good, I can’t smell it once it’s washed off.

I wish Pure Simplicity would expand their pumpkin line of products. Other scents have face moisturizer, eye cream, shower gel, hand cream, and more. The only other Pure Simplicity pumpkin product is the body butter (review to come later). Give me more!!!

Rating: 9 out of 10
It would be a perfect 10 if the scent lasted a little longer.

Pumpkin Pictures

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I’m working on more reviews of pumpkin products but my mind is too restless to focus. Instead, I’ve been playing around on Flickr and found some great pictures of pumpkins:

Photoshopped Pumpkins
Pumpkin Patchwork
Pumpkin Tower
Elmo Pumpkin
White Pumpkin Top
Angry Pumpkin
Green & Orange
Pumpkin Flowers
Squid & Pumpkin???
Macro Little Pumpkin
Orange Curls
Glass Pumpkin 1
Glass Pumpkin 2
Glass Pumpkin 3
Glass Pumpkin 4
Glass Pumpkin 5
Glass Pumpkin 6

The moldy pumpkin picture is by Cataldo1977 for use under a Creative Commons license.